It’s Thanksgiving week and Alex is not thankful for children’s birthday parties on the Upper East Side. Akiva asks listeners to let him know when they hear egregious NFL announcing and tries to fire a bunch of NFL coaches (13:00), which leads Alex and Akiva to their weekly bet. Alex discusses tiebreakers based on his hypothetical outcomes of each remaining game over the next 7 weeks. Alex discusses his ranking of the top 100 rookie NFL QBs in NFL history (Dak is #2; #1 won a title). Akiva declares Thanksgiving the best holiday of the year and discusses holiday plans (22:00). The guys guess the lines LIVE (25:00), though the results are the same as when they do it offline.