Alex is excited to announce his rankings of the top 100 NBA players of all time. He also compares himself to Manu Ginobili. Meanwhile, Akiva tells everyone to watch All or Nothing (Amazon’s new docuseries on the Arizona Cardinals) and he tries to keep Wheels Wienerkur going. Alex’s mother questions Yao Ming’s ethnicity. Alex outs himself as a self-spoiler and Akiva wonders why an elite athlete would bother with the Olympics.